"I AM human :(" Unisex T-Shirt

For when you need to explain your whole vibe without actually opening your mouth to speak:
• instantly lowers everyone's expectations of you (huge w)
• 100% effective at letting other humans know why you look like that
• way softer than the actual existential dread of being alive right now
• features a sad smiley face for maximum emotional accuracy
• I ran out of points

Here's some boring copy-paste stuff that was already here and nobody reads anyway:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), some random shirt company ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@random-shirts.com.

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